thestaronthehorizon

“Looks like someone had a good bathroom break” “yeah when I was in there-” “I dONT EVEN WANNA KNOW”

lydiabutz:

This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.

I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.

(via misteranthonyjcrowley)

Excuse me while I slam my head against a wall until 3:30 and hope I make higher than 40% on this history exam.

idontcareifitsreal:

whoeverholdstheweins:

neuroneurotic:

I SEARCHED BIRDS WITH ARMS WHY DID THIS COME UP

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SEARCH BIRDS WITH ARMS

(via teenbarakat)

I finally finished my laundry at 2 am….

Midnight laundry is a thing that’s happening.
I’m reading in the basement while I wait. There are guys playing pingpong down here acting like idiots. Okay.